PHOTO PROMPT © Jellico’s Stationhouse
Plans for the Ekibhsup (pronounced E-kibs-up) were the latest in economic transport.
Bureaucratic boffins were in orgasmic heaven as this latest masterpiece in engineering would be totally British made, environmentally friendly, health conscious and cheap to run. Production could begin within four years, with developers and manufacturers queueing up for copyright design and prototype deals before they’d seen the basic blueprints.
It all came crashing down when a seven year old happened to notice that Ekibhsup was actually ‘pushbike’ spelt backwards, by which time, thanks to the gullible stupidity of the greedy, an extremely rich ‘inventor’ had disappeared without trace .