Saturday Mix — Lorraine 01.04.17

April 1st, All Fool’s Day.
Make of this as you will, but no offence is intended!

image via (webandi)

Damn bells.
Rings on fingers and bells on toes, that’s how the song went.
Ring a flippin’ ding.
He could better that.
Bells on his hat, bells on his tunic, bells on his feet.
Ding bloody dong.
He was fed up with bells.
Jingling and jangling with every step.
The constant ringing at his ears.
He looked, and felt, a fool.
Why oh why couldn’t he have had a nice set of balls instead?


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and have a terrible sweet tooth. Best friends are Hubby, our dog Maggie, Bro in NZ, MSM and MOH (and his dog). I am also a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! Due to a nightmare of a house sale in 2014, 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat until April 2017. We made strong friendships both on and off the water, and enjoyed swan and duck families for neighbours. Sadly times change and we were once again house hunting until September. We now reside in a small bungalow a short distance from the beach on the Lincolnshire coast.
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2 Responses to Saturday Mix — Lorraine 01.04.17

  1. Lorraine says:

    A wonderful romp — the perfect foolishness for April 1st!

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