April 1st, All Fool’s Day.
Make of this as you will, but no offence is intended!
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Rings on fingers and bells on toes, that’s how the song went.
Ring a flippin’ ding.
He could better that.
Bells on his hat, bells on his tunic, bells on his feet.
Ding bloody dong.
He was fed up with bells.
Jingling and jangling with every step.
The constant ringing at his ears.
He looked, and felt, a fool.
Why oh why couldn’t he have had a nice set of balls instead?