Write a piece of flash fiction 25 to 150 words from the dog’s perspective. What is going on in the little, sad looking pug’s mind?
You’re kiddin’, right?
I know I’m small, but this is really taking the mickey.
You honestly expect me to use it?
I’m a dog, not a hamster.
Dogs have a certain pride you know.
I’m telling you, I won’t do it.
Nope, not a chance.
Dogs pee against trees, not some weed in a flower pot.
Take me to the park dammit!