Parcel Delivery

I owned up the other day to purchasing some biscuits from the Opposition and was short changed so wrote off to complain.
I received a letter on Friday to thank me for my time, accept their apologies and to advise me there was a package in the post under separate cover.

This arrived today:
parcel parcel-2

You can see from the size of my cooker and microwave it was quite a big parcel.

Exciting isn’t it.
sender-1 sender

Looky looky inside………..
contents-2 contents

So for all of this (and the box):
wrappingI received this:
biscuitsThe Houdini biscuits chocolate digestives have mysteriously disappeared already.
Methinks the cost of postage exceeded the value of the contents, but I’m not complaining.
It only cost me a stamp.

I had a spoof diet sheet many moons ago, and one of my favourite items listed was that broken biscuits contained no calories as they’d all escaped on breakage.
These were so well cushioned, that is highly doubtful!


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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Parcel Delivery

  1. Perhaps if Maggie sits on them just a little the calories will escape!

  2. Bernadette says:

    I heard if you eat them standing up it reduces the calories.

  3. kiwinana says:

    Smiles, would be good if calories disappeared before we ate the food, would save a lot of dieting.
    Hope you are having a great week and still feeling well after all your treatment.

  4. scifihammy says:

    Takes me back to the good old days, when you, the customer, were treated with respect; and goodie packets like this were sent out as compensation. Over here this never happens; but it’s nice to read that over there, sometimes, it still does,
    Enjoy your cookies ๐Ÿ™‚

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