December : Christmas Thoughts 23

The shops fill with Jekyll and Hyde characters, alter egos of the normal placid human beings they once were before they were faced with the inevitable truth.
Babes and toddlers have been left in the care of Nannas and Grampies for their own safety. Chaos and mayhem ensue as battles of wits and language are exchanged with frightening ferocity in the confines of such limited space.
car parkOutside, the snarl of engines and shortened tempers blare and scream in contempt and competition. Occasionally the shatter of glass breaks through the cacophony of frustration and a different tirade of abuse takes precedent.

The Beast is released in all of us.
Goodwill to all men?
No chance.
Get out of the way before you are flattened by a speeding trolley under the control of some desperate creature who has suddenly realised there is but one day left.
mad-shopperThe shelves are stripped, the boards laid bare, and produce waiting in the wings cannot go on sale as it is not yet time.
Baskets are discarded in favour of trolleys, fights break out over custody of the last as the clock ticks merrily and mercilessly forward.

Early closing is bad enough.
But the fact that the supermarkets are closed on Christmas Day has millions panicking, stock piling, and giving company share holders probably the biggest High of the year!
cashcashcashcash

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and have a terrible sweet tooth for jelly babies or fruit pastilles. Best friends are Hubby, our dog Maggie, Bro in NZ, MSM and MOH (and his dog). I am also a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! Due to a nightmare of a house sale in 2014, 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat until April 2017. We made strong friendships both on and off the water, and enjoyed swan and duck families for neighbours. Sadly times change and we were once again house hunting until September. We now reside in a small bungalow a short distance from the beach on the Lincolnshire coast.
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2 Responses to December : Christmas Thoughts 23

  1. Shopping here is done – I’m avoiding the stores from here on out!

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