I do not like the hymn All Things Bright and Beautiful in any shape, size, style or melodic version. For someone who is incapable of hate, this does actually come close.
I have no explanation or excuse, not even the fact that it is my sister’s favourite and she will have it at any opportunity.
So you can imagine my annoyance when I woke up this morning with the traditional tune in my head but the lyrics were………….. well…………. not.
Please feel free to sing along:
All things bad and wonderful
Like chocolate, buns and cake,
All things sweet and chewable,
Are simply mine to take.
Each little mouse of sugar,
Each chocolate Santa Claus,
Just made for little fingers,
Or sucked in tiny jaws…..