Dance anyone?

I’m not much of a dancer these days, though I used to do a pretty good twist before I did my back in. I always regret not learning how to jive as Danny and the Juniors At The Hop always got my feet tapping, as did Bill Haley and the Comets Rock Around the Clock.
rock-around-the-clockNice slow smoochy numbers are definitely reserved for Hubby, and we have been known to do an impromptu sort-of-waltz down the frozen veg aisle in the supermarket .
Today, the song that is guaranteed to make me feel good and want to dance is ‘Happy’ from Despicable Me 2. mum and dad dancing
This post isn’t really about dancing though. More of a challenge across the floor to hog any available space and shoving everyone else out of the way.
I’m talking about WIFI.
Our router here is being swamped and we are lucky to get a connection for any sensible length of time unless it’s before 7am or after 11pm. Trying to upload images or researching something is horrendously trying, time consuming and usually unsuccessful.

Hubby, being an IT guy, has discovered that it is down to someone, or several someones, with Ipads and Apple equipment blocking everything, and we will be making enquiries tomorrow amongst our friends to see if anyone else is having the same difficulty.

I have also been having a few problems with WP, and from how formats are changing day to day, believe the guys are tinkering behind the scenes again.
Let’s face it, with Christmas just round the corner, this is the time those cheeky elves come out to play.


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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5 Responses to Dance anyone?

  1. Barb Knowles says:

    I want to see a video of you and your husband dancing in the vegetable aisle. That would be awesome. And I’ve always thought there was something a little creepy about elves. Enjoy your night (oh with the time difference you are probably already asleep). So shhhh…..I’ll be quiet.

    • Bless you Barb.
      I’ve never been particularly keen on elves either, but one of the cashiers in the supermarket dresses up as one every year. he’s a right character anyway, but this year he’s promised to be a Santa elf, so I’ve volunteered to sit on his knee. He said he was a naughty santa, so I told him all the better. Hubby was laughing loudest by the way!

  2. If our Elf messes with our wifi, he’s going to have some explaining to do.

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