Sitting in the car waiting for Hubby to come out of the chemists, I saw the builder’s bum of all builder’s bums, and it was not a pretty sight.
and the question of what it is that attracts me to a man is answered by
‘It depends if he’s walking towards me or away’.
Hubby knows a combination of dark hair and blue eyes and I’m sunk (he is grey with eyes to match), but if a guy has a nice tush then he’s more than likely to get a second glance.
I have to confess that I hate the fashion of pants being visible above the trouser belt line, but when everything is hanging south, then quite honestly, where is one supposed to look?
The bum in question belonged to a thirty something, and did not do them any favours.
It was not attractive.
It was not taut and firm.
It was not shapely.
It was extremely fuzzy.
In short (not shorts), it was a flabby arse trying to escape from a pair of too tight trousers.
I have seen some builder’s bums in my time, but not………… on a woman.