Builder’s Bum

Sitting in the car waiting for Hubby to come out of the chemists, I saw the builder’s bum of all builder’s bums,  and it was not a pretty sight.

I make no secret of the fact that I am a ‘bum’ girl when it comes to guys (which is why I liked to watch the rugby……… how my blood pressure soars!)
close scrum scrum

and the question of what it is that attracts me to a man is answered by
‘It depends if he’s walking towards me or away’.
Hubby knows a combination of dark hair and blue eyes and I’m sunk (he is grey with eyes to match), but if a guy has a nice tush then he’s more than likely to get a second glance.

I have to confess that I hate the fashion of pants being visible above the trouser belt line, but when everything is hanging south, then quite honestly, where is one supposed to look?

The bum in question belonged to a thirty something, and did not do them any favours.
It was not attractive.
It was not taut and firm.
It was not shapely.
It was extremely fuzzy.
In short (not shorts), it was a flabby arse trying to escape from a pair of too tight trousers.
And winning.

I have seen some builder’s bums in my time, but not………… on a woman.

bum cakeImage: This is a cake by the way.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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