I have no idea what is going on but I was merrily typing away, tried to save my post as a draft and was bounced out of WP this morning (luckily I had already prepared a post which had loaded OK).
The message on screen said my ‘page’ was not available and had been sent somewhere else. This was obviously to Planet WTF, where the sun don’t shine as I couldn’t find it to retrieve it, access it, read it, or edit it, let alone publish it.
Trying to sign in again, I was bounced out twice, the result being my blog going AWOL.
Being thus unable to access my site, dashboard, stats page, reader or posts, I switched everything off and went for a walk with the dog.
It’s amazing what the sight of rows and rows of chocolate and doughnuts can do for the unimpressed and dissatisfied blogger, the ability of such goodies to recharge the patience batteries, and the peace and rhythmic tranquility of a steady pace to calm the nerves.
The chocolate was left behind, but two packs of doughnuts found their way into the shopping basket along with two chops, a carrot, green beans (today’s main meal) and a soft cob loaf, all for the princely sum of £3.41p.
“Why two packs of doughnuts?” I hear you ask.
No sir, not His and Hers, but our friends down the way are here for a few days, and as we were walking to the supermarket, we asked if they would like some.
We were later invited in for tea and doughnuts, so our pack lives to see another day and soothe an unhappy spirit should there be a repeat WP performance tomorrow.
May every day be a doughnut day,
It helps to keep frustration at bay,
Ringed or iced, custard or jam,
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
A sugar fix will solve all my ills,
Besides, it’s better than taking pills!