Mental Personal Nudge

I’ve just remembered a DIY breakfast establishment, jostled from the grey matter of my memory by my previous post.

Hubby and I were taking a B&B holiday break, traveling round and stopping where we fancied, so we didn’t actually book anywhere specific.
We didn’t have any problems finding a room for the night as we didn’t have a dog then, but we certainly had some interesting breakfasts!
b&bMost of the places we stayed in provided simple rooms and had the use of the family bathroom down the hall (one had a padded see-through toilet seat with plastic fish inside which we found hysterical).
All were clean and comfortable in their individual style, from the old lady with her white cotton sheets, umpteen blankets and candlewick bedspread to a self-contained converted garage with en suite.

Our old lady was a gem.
On arrival we were offered tea and biscuits, even though there were tea making facilities in our room. She asked if we wanted a full English breakfast the following morning and at what time, then bid us goodnight.
landladyThe bed was wonderful, with a mattress that almost wrapped itself around us in a warm embrace. We had clean fluffy towels that smelt of sunshine, and little bars of soap for our personal use.
Next morning, we had a choice of cereals, tea by the gallon, and our cooked breakfast was first class,  2 rashers of bacon, 2 eggs, fried bread, tomato, mushrooms, black pudding, and 4 chipolata sausages as she’d run out of ‘proper bangers’, followed by as much toast and marmalade as we wanted.
All for £14 each. Not bad, eh.

Another landlady provided a comfortable room decorated in full Laura Ashley, with wallpaper, sheets and a duvet to match.
laura ashleyAgain tea making facilities were available, and we used the guest bathroom at the top of the stairs (posh flowery loo roll too).
Breakfast was good, cereal, and the works, but no fried bread, black pudding or mushrooms, and beans instead of tomato. Loads of toast though. Cost £16 each.

The old boy we stayed with had a converted barn providing 2 guest rooms, both with en suite and tea making facilities, including biscuits.
We had single beds in ours and all of his guests shared a large round table in the kitchen for breakfast.
There was plenty of cereal choice, a full cooked platter with a single but HUGE mushroom from his own garden, and two pieces of toast.
His charges were also £16 each.

The converted garage was very nice, with tea making facilities and a toaster.
The ceiling was paneled in tongue and groove pine, and the en suite had a shower, loo (no padded seat or flowery loo roll) and wash basin.
The shower was so hot though, we could have used the water to make the tea. We couldn’t adjust the temperature, so made do with giving each other very hot all over washes (we hadn’t been married very long 😉 )
The bed was comfy with a duvet and throwover, but the tea provisions consisted of 4 UHT milk pots, 4 tea bags, 4 phials of coffee and 6 sachets of sugar.
For breakfast (and after we’d parted with our cash), our hostess  explained that she didn’t cook and didn’t like strangers in the house, so we would find a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread on our doorstep at 7am.
We found the cornflakes in a plastic container in the cupboard, along with four individual butter pats but no jam or marmalade.
diy breakfastShame she didn’t have this hanging up outside, as at £40 for the room, we didn’t think this was good value for money, especially as the ‘loaf’ consisted of 6 slices (no crusts) and the  carton of milk so small it didn’t stretch to cover 2 cups of tea AND our cereal.
Obviously, we didn’t go back, and years later when we were passing that way, the property had been demolished and replaced with a block of flats.

These days, the traditional old dear making a few bob with paying guests is rare due to the introduction of red tape, legislation and rules they have to follow.
Also, established B&B rooms are all expected to have en suites, TVs and WIFI as well as tea making facilities now.
We came unstuck with our plans as although the property we’d purchased was in an ideal position on a main road, the interior layout was considered  ‘unsuitable’ to be advertised in the tourism books that mattered because we did not (and could not) provide en suite facilities, our bedrooms were off a communal room, and we only had one bathroom.

On our trips, all we wanted was a clean comfy room, a restful night’s sleep and a good breakfast to set us up for the day.

full englishNow that, we could have done.


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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4 Responses to Mental Personal Nudge

  1. scifihammy says:

    Interesting to hear of the different places you stayed in. Some sound lovely.
    My last trip to the UK, the hotels I stayed in were so generic that all the rooms looked the same. Requisite en suite and TV and tea/coffee making tray – but the rooms were very very small. Hardly place to put my suitcase! I couldn’t afford breakfast, so fed myself.
    You are right, weary travellers just want a clean comfy room and a good night’s sleep!

    • You’re right, hotel rooms all seem the same, especially the Travel Lodges, even down to decor and bed linen.
      I think my funniest experience was when I was married to my Ex, and the landlady thought we were having an illicit affair. She put us in a broom cupboard, I mean small room, with the double bed pushed against the wall and you could only just get past the wardrobe which was the only other piece of furniture in it!
      Hubby and I had a fabulous room in 2007 and our hosts had 2 dogs, so didn’t mind Maggie indoors. She even had scrambled egg for breakfast! We had a guest bathroom next to our room, TV and a tea tray, but Mary’s breakfast was the best ever. Half a grapefruit, fruit juice, cereal, full cooked breakfast with everything, tea, toast, fresh fruit berries from the garden and yoghurts. We paid £45 a night (we stayed 2), and it was worth every penny.

      • scifihammy says:

        It’s expensive getting a single room – you usually get a double at the same price as two people would pay.
        Not easy to find a place that will let you have Maggie – but good to know for next time 🙂

      • We were very lucky finding the lodge in Lincolnshire when we went up to sort out our storage. The guy let us have the family room for the price of a double, and he also had 2 dogs, so didn’t mind Maggie coming in. His breakfast was good value too, and Hubby and I took full advantage of THE BATH, both nights of our stay!

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