Cricket or hopper

Funny thing about public lavs and shower blocks, they always seem to have an abundance of crane flies (daddy long legs) and spiders lurking in the shadows.
spider 5As a child, I was never happy seeing these things, and any need to pee would go out of the window.

crane fly
Here on the Marina, creepy crawlies in the public buildings seem to be very few and far between, but I was curious at something I didn’t recognise on the floor by one of the sinks one afternoon.
When it moved, I thought at first it was a grasshopper.

hopperBut when I got closer, I realised it was something else, a cricket, something I had actually never seen before.
cricketFor years, I had thought they were one and the same.

I’m not going to give a blow by blow account of their differences (anyone interested can look it up as I would have done), but it was an encounter I hadn’t expected, and in its way, intriguing I suppose for someone like me.

At school, my nickname had been Mother Nature.
I could never work out whether it was a compliment or an insult/put down, but knowing the girl who instigated it, I would say the latter.
I have always appreciated the simplest beauty in Nature, fields of colour, leafy trees, birds, butterflies, etc, but not to the extent of knowing the ins and outs of every single thing, or at least not taking a serious interest until much later in my life.

Looking at google images for crickets and grasshoppers, there are some cute little cartoons and also some pretty gruesome close ups.
I can see now where the horror special effects team get their ideas.
The most original and imaginative to date has to be The Queen in the Alien films.

alien alien 2
The intricate detail and grotesque beauty is simply awesome (imho).
The Predator films also showed imagination at the time, but opening faces’ has become a trait of several films since, such as Blade 2 and 3, and the Resident Evil offerings, and is, to be honest, a bit ‘old hat’ now.
predator predator 2
I did so like the weaponry in the Predator movies though!

Somehow, if I discovered one of these monsters in the toilet block, it would not be my urge to pee I’d have to worry about!


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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