Nursery Rhyme

Rain, rain go away
Come again another day.
Rain, rain go away
Little Johnny wants to play.
rain go away

Familiar with this nursery rhyme?
I felt like yelling this to the sky today, but it wasn’t raining.
Just needed to change a word or two:

Plane, plane, go away,
Come back another day,
Plane please, go away,
I WANT TO SELL MY HOUSE TODAY!
typhoon

Imagine one of these, doing this, directly over your house in the middle of a viewing.
This week, they are practicing in our area for the up and coming displays over the Bank Holidays, so another potential buyer bid us farewell.

Footnote on feedback: You’ll like this:
They didn’t like the noise……… from the road!

 

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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2 Responses to Nursery Rhyme

  1. Crooked Tracks says:

    Yes, it seems everything has to be perfect to sell a house these days.

    • One viewer was pleased that she wouldn’t have to do anything apart from move in. Another said we were too remote (semi rural, but our village has no shops, yet we are less than 50 yards from a bus stop). I bet Buck Palace never had this problem!

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