You know you wanna……..

I am always having imaginary conversations in my head over potential scenarios.

Hubby took this photo this morning of our Love Birds from the other day.

Digital CameraHim: Don’t be silly. Come over here and sit in the sunshine.
Her: No.
But it’s lovely and warm here, and I can see you’re shivering.

No. I want nothing to do with you.

Why ever not? What did I do?

You know full well what you did.
But I thought that was what you wanted!
Maybe, maybe not. But you didn’t have to leave.
I was hungry!
I thought you were coming back and I waited!
I did come back, but you’d gone.
That’s not the point.
That’s not all though, is it?
No.
What is it.
I think I’m pr-egg-nant, and you’re the father.
Hurrah! I’m going to be a Dad!
You don’t have to sound so happy about it.
Why not? Wasn’t that the general idea?
No, not really.
Then why did you agree?
I was curious and thought it might be fun.
But it was great!
I’m not ready for motherhood.
Don’t worry. I’ll be beside you all the way, always sharing the load.
Really?
Yes. Really.
Promise?
Yes, I promise.
(Pause)
Is it very warm over there?
Why not come over here and find out.
That’s what you said last time!
bird bathing

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to You know you wanna……..

  1. Crooked Tracks says:

    It’s Spring time and love is in the air 🙂

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  6. Carol Anne says:

    Awe! I came over here from Lorraine blind zany girls blog! I am blind also! I have mental health difficulties too I have dissociative identity disorder and ptsd! I would love it if you’d visit my blog and I shall now follow yours! xox

    • Just popped over to your blog Carol Anne and read your about page. Wow.
      Welcome to pensitivity101. Hopefully you will find things of interest and able to visualise some of my writings. I love to hear from my readers, so please comment as you think fit and I will get back to you.

  7. Reblogged this on pensitivity101 and commented:

    Watching a couple of pigeons on the roof opposite reminded me of this post which might raise a smile or two.
    The pigeons this morning may well have had a tiff as they had their backs to each other. The darker of the two kept glancing over his shoulder as if to ‘say’ something, but the other one wasn’t having any of it. The dark one gave up after a few minutes, then the other followed.

  8. Sadje says:

    Funny and cute!

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