I need some light relief, so going to respond to Rory’s Nutty post.
Don’t just answer these questions with quick one word answers, but give them some body! Throw yourself into it.
oooohhhhhhhhh……………… chocolate………………………….
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was his horse and Monday was already booked, thus unavailable.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It bloody hurt and the rooster is still reeling rather than rolling.
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
He’s probably another cop, or he’s on a pushbike.
A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
That is for Ewe to decide, but they all smiled for the camera, reflecting their good sides.
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
I would hazard a guess at incorrectly.
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
Printed matter or otherwise, I’d say an envelope.
What two keys can’t open any door?
The quay at the docks and a key on a piano/keyboard.
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
He was bald.
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?
Give me the dogs any day. There is nothing more affectionate than a wet dog.
Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?
If I am an octopus, I get to be the other two by default. I recall a few male octopuses from years gone. Hands everywhere. I could do with some payback.
If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
Time waits for no man, or woman, but this is my time, so shut the f@*k up and listen!
Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?
Undo. Rather cancel it than make all those mistakes again!
Answers to be provided before you answer the questions on the underside of the outer edge of a defrosted ice cube, not thawed mind, but most assuredly defrosted!
Sorry, the ice cube tray got dumped with the old fridge freezer, so this will have to do.
Meet Mum. She taught me well, though her tool of the trade was usually a frying pan, though she was pretty good with a mop and bucket cleaning up any bloodshed.
Over the years, we’ve had our fair share of good luck and misfortune, so I’ve 
